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Fwd: FW: Good Information


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Lindsay


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From: Lanae Self <lself63@msn.com>
Date: Fri, Jun 12, 2009 at 5:25 PM
Subject: FW: Good Information
To: Kristen <kristen@ottinokitchens.com>, Jody Lee <jodywmbc@yahoo.com>, Landra Lee <landra.lee@mhbh.org>, leah hagel <llhagel@yahoo.com>, leanne ross <jerrydross@comcast.net>, Lindsay Downs <lindsaydowns1@gt.rr.com>, Lori Spear <lori.spear@yahoo.com>


Thought this was pretty funny - especially since Dave forwarded it to me as an FYI. 
 
Love you guys!
Lanae
 
From: David.Self@aglending.com
To: lself63@msn.com; harry.mastertech@yahoo.com
Date: Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:33:05 -0500
Subject: FW: Good Information

FYI

 

David

 

From: Stites, Jennifer
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 9:14 AM
To: Barnes, William; Houin, Keith J.; LeValley, Dan; Dutton, Sara; Self, David
Subject: RE: Good Information

 

Way ahead of you Ed.  I have one or two glass every night.

 

Jennifer Stites

              719-254-6798        (office & fax)

              719-469-3995        (cell)

 

Jennifer.stites@aglending.com

 

From: Redden, Ed
Sent: Friday, June 12, 2009 8:14 AM
To: Barnes, William; Houin, Keith J.; Stites, Jennifer; LeValley, Dan; Dutton, Sara; Self, David
Subject: FW: Good Information

 

 

  The  Hormone Guide 
Women will understand this! 
Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


DANGEROUS


SAFER


SAFEST


ULTRA  SAFE


What's for 
dinner?


Can I help you 
with dinner?


Where would you like 
to go for dinner?


Here, have some wine.


Are you 
wearing that?


You sure 
look good in brown!


WOW! Look at you!


Here, have some wine


What are you 
so worked up about?


Could we be 
overreacting?


Here's my paycheck.


Here, have some wine.


Should you be 
eating that?


You know, there are 
a lot of apples left.


Can I get you a piece 
of chocolate with that?


Here, have some wine.


What did you 
DO all day?


I hope you didn't 
over-do it today.


I've always loved you 
in that robe!


Here, have some wine.



5  Things PMS Stands For

 

1.  Pass My Shotgun 

2.  Psychotic Mood Shift 

3.  Perpetual Munching Spree 

4.  Pardon My Sobbing 

and my favorite one: 

5.  Potential  Murder Suspect 

Forward this  information to all of your friends and those who might need a good  laugh... 
and men who need a  warning.  

And, have some wine.